Side story-My life in USA part 2
Matthew the Kid's inDa house y'all
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010.
at Loc. 6 Trailer, 05.30 pm
After work..
hhh..
Damn so tired, man..
I was plannin' to chilled out for a while in my room..
Listening MP3 in my old lappy..
what a beautiful afternoon..
or I thought so..
But, as usual, I was hungry at that time..
so i went to the kitchen, met and spoke with Sasha (my Ukrainian friend) while searching food in the refrigerator..
"hey whazzup, bro.. hows life..
eh tau gak, Bu.. tadi eike ketemu lekong.. uugh.. cuco' boo.."
hehe.. kidding.. just an ordinary chit chat between me and Sasha..
hehe..
Okay, I'll continue my story..
I was waiting for my pizza while that thing happened..
I took a look to the window and I saw one police's car outside!
"what the hell is happening?" i asked to my self..
I saw two big white policemen, were standing outside.
Looks like they were searching for someone..
one of the policeman has no hair, his head is pink!
ABSOLUTELY PINK..
huahahaha.. jadi pingin jitak tuh pak polisi.. hehe..
ctak! "OUCH.."
I asked Sasha " hay, look! there's a police's car outside. Do you know what happen?"
"no Idea.. oh! maybe he's searching for you, Bro" he talked to Jesse (my small chinese friend-he's the craziest fuck!)"
"Ooh.. no.. no.. hehe.. no, man.." he said.
After a short chit chat, Justine (my other Chinese friend) came in and he told that he saw Harry just a momment ago!
Harry! Expecto patronum..
no. no.. of course not that Harry..
hehe..
this Harry is not white people.
he's a big, skiny, tall, black people..
He love to get drunk and do a lot of unpleasant things when he got drunk! especialy to women. huahahaha..
(but when he wasn't drunk, he's as normal as other people..)
That's why Steve (my Supervisor) has fired him..
When I was eating my pizza, those 2 policemen knocked at our trailer's door. I opened the door and one of them asked "Howaya doin'?"
I said " I'm fine, Sir.. Can I help you?"
"So you guys live in this trailer?" he asked
"Yeah, all of student live here, Sir.." I answer,
(but in my mind "of couse, you fool.. who else wanna live in this ugly trailer??" hehe.. kidding..)
"Is this boom-boom's car? do you know where's Boom-Boom?" He asked again.
Boom-boom is my friend, one of grower in Loc. 6 HEG company.
he's funny, big, black people..
As long as I Know, he's a good person. he likes to joke everytime..
"oh, maybe he's still in the greenhouse. They're now spraying" Sasha answer..
"Oh, I see.. thanks" He ended the conversation.
In the following morning, I heard story from Perg (one of grower in Loc. 6 HEG company. he's like snoop-dog, but more big) hehe..
He told us that Harry had come to our greenhouse, looking for him..
Harry tried to make Perg angry..
Harry shouted "Hey, Perg! Come here, motherfucker.. Get you ass here, motherfucker!"
but Perg didn't pay attention to what Harry said.
Perg was just kept spraying..
he wore a yellow-plastic suits and gas-mask,
It's so hot inside those suit!
but I wanna try those suits some day..
COOL! like an astronout.. huahaha..
Failed to get Perg, Harry tried to get Boom-Boom..
With white shirt and showing a gun in his pants, he shouted to boom-boom
"Whatcha gonna do, nigga? Whatcha gonna do.." Harry shouted and pointed to his gun.
"Hey man, what the fuck's going on..?" Boom-boom asked, but Harry still shouted and started to get closer to Boom-boom with gun in his hand.
Boom-boom ran out by breaking the greenhouse's glass.
jumped out and ran away..
”CIAAT! PRAAANK.."
hup.. hup..
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! Hosh.. hosh.."
That's what I can imagine.. hehe..
He ran to Steve's house and told everything to steve..
Steve called the police.
Man! boom-boom was an athlete, i think..
I couldn't imagine that He ran until steve's house..
it's so far.. maybe 10 minutes by car..
if I were him, on the next 10 minutes I'm runnin' I'll be faint..
hehe..
"water please.. water please.. I'm thristy.. i'm hot.. I'm sexy.. Lho! malah nyanyi.. GEBLEK"
From this way, I knew the reason why last afternoon there're two policemen outside our trailer looking for boom-boom.
MAN! everything's going Crazy in Loc. 6.
I never imagine that I've ever been so close with this situation..
hehe,,
just like in the gangster movie..
hehe..
Amazing!
hahahaha..
and you know what, guys?
here, Carlos and the other call me CIGA
yes! CIGA
Ciga means "Chinese Nigga"
huahaha..
because I'm black, but I came from Asia (Indonesia)
I looked like Chinese, they said.
so from now on, don't bother call me CIGA..
haha.. F*cked up..
Don't call me that! because I'm not chinese and I'm not nigga as well..
hehehe..
but if you insist, I can't stop you..
hehehe..
SO LONG my CIGA friends..
SEE YA in my next story..
take care..
GBU..
Matthew the Kid's inDa house y'all
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010.
at Loc. 6 Trailer, 05.30 pm
After work..
hhh..
Damn so tired, man..
I was plannin' to chilled out for a while in my room..
Listening MP3 in my old lappy..
what a beautiful afternoon..
or I thought so..
But, as usual, I was hungry at that time..
so i went to the kitchen, met and spoke with Sasha (my Ukrainian friend) while searching food in the refrigerator..
"hey whazzup, bro.. hows life..
eh tau gak, Bu.. tadi eike ketemu lekong.. uugh.. cuco' boo.."
hehe.. kidding.. just an ordinary chit chat between me and Sasha..
hehe..
Okay, I'll continue my story..
I was waiting for my pizza while that thing happened..
I took a look to the window and I saw one police's car outside!
"what the hell is happening?" i asked to my self..
I saw two big white policemen, were standing outside.
Looks like they were searching for someone..
one of the policeman has no hair, his head is pink!
ABSOLUTELY PINK..
huahahaha.. jadi pingin jitak tuh pak polisi.. hehe..
ctak! "OUCH.."
I asked Sasha " hay, look! there's a police's car outside. Do you know what happen?"
"no Idea.. oh! maybe he's searching for you, Bro" he talked to Jesse (my small chinese friend-he's the craziest fuck!)"
"Ooh.. no.. no.. hehe.. no, man.." he said.
After a short chit chat, Justine (my other Chinese friend) came in and he told that he saw Harry just a momment ago!
Harry! Expecto patronum..
no. no.. of course not that Harry..
hehe..
this Harry is not white people.
he's a big, skiny, tall, black people..
He love to get drunk and do a lot of unpleasant things when he got drunk! especialy to women. huahahaha..
(but when he wasn't drunk, he's as normal as other people..)
That's why Steve (my Supervisor) has fired him..
When I was eating my pizza, those 2 policemen knocked at our trailer's door. I opened the door and one of them asked "Howaya doin'?"
I said " I'm fine, Sir.. Can I help you?"
"So you guys live in this trailer?" he asked
"Yeah, all of student live here, Sir.." I answer,
(but in my mind "of couse, you fool.. who else wanna live in this ugly trailer??" hehe.. kidding..)
"Is this boom-boom's car? do you know where's Boom-Boom?" He asked again.
Boom-boom is my friend, one of grower in Loc. 6 HEG company.
he's funny, big, black people..
As long as I Know, he's a good person. he likes to joke everytime..
"oh, maybe he's still in the greenhouse. They're now spraying" Sasha answer..
"Oh, I see.. thanks" He ended the conversation.
In the following morning, I heard story from Perg (one of grower in Loc. 6 HEG company. he's like snoop-dog, but more big) hehe..
He told us that Harry had come to our greenhouse, looking for him..
Harry tried to make Perg angry..
Harry shouted "Hey, Perg! Come here, motherfucker.. Get you ass here, motherfucker!"
but Perg didn't pay attention to what Harry said.
Perg was just kept spraying..
he wore a yellow-plastic suits and gas-mask,
It's so hot inside those suit!
but I wanna try those suits some day..
COOL! like an astronout.. huahaha..
Failed to get Perg, Harry tried to get Boom-Boom..
With white shirt and showing a gun in his pants, he shouted to boom-boom
"Whatcha gonna do, nigga? Whatcha gonna do.." Harry shouted and pointed to his gun.
"Hey man, what the fuck's going on..?" Boom-boom asked, but Harry still shouted and started to get closer to Boom-boom with gun in his hand.
Boom-boom ran out by breaking the greenhouse's glass.
jumped out and ran away..
”CIAAT! PRAAANK.."
hup.. hup..
"RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! Hosh.. hosh.."
That's what I can imagine.. hehe..
He ran to Steve's house and told everything to steve..
Steve called the police.
Man! boom-boom was an athlete, i think..
I couldn't imagine that He ran until steve's house..
it's so far.. maybe 10 minutes by car..
if I were him, on the next 10 minutes I'm runnin' I'll be faint..
hehe..
"water please.. water please.. I'm thristy.. i'm hot.. I'm sexy.. Lho! malah nyanyi.. GEBLEK"
From this way, I knew the reason why last afternoon there're two policemen outside our trailer looking for boom-boom.
MAN! everything's going Crazy in Loc. 6.
I never imagine that I've ever been so close with this situation..
hehe,,
just like in the gangster movie..
hehe..
Amazing!
hahahaha..
and you know what, guys?
here, Carlos and the other call me CIGA
yes! CIGA
Ciga means "Chinese Nigga"
huahaha..
because I'm black, but I came from Asia (Indonesia)
I looked like Chinese, they said.
so from now on, don't bother call me CIGA..
haha.. F*cked up..
Don't call me that! because I'm not chinese and I'm not nigga as well..
hehehe..
but if you insist, I can't stop you..
hehehe..
SO LONG my CIGA friends..
SEE YA in my next story..
take care..
GBU..
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