Side story-My life in USA part 4
Matthew the Kid's inDa house y'all
Hey.. Yo! Mr. Rapper
Hmm..
Sebenernya dah lama gw mau nulis ini, tapi gak sempet2..
Sibuk banget sie..
(Sibuk ngupil, sibuk garuk-garuk, sibuk nyari kutu, sama sibuk ngupas pisang)
Nguk.. Nguuk.. Nguukakakakakkk..
Okay!
time to be serious..
No, I can't forget this evening..
or your face when you were leaving
(Lho! Ko jadi Air suply sie??!!)
maksud gw..
No, I can't forget that day when I was hangin' around (digantung berputar2) with all of my friends.
mm.. actualy only I, Carlos, and some of his friends without any other student.
"hey, yo! Whazzup, Nigga?" T.sharpe said.. He's big, black, and tall! more than 6 feets tall..
"Yo, T.sharpe, I'm cool", I said..
"whatcha doing there?" T.sharpe asked.
"not really much, just listen to the beat." I answered.
"how about those guys, bro?"
"yeah, they're always wanna make me mad.. you know how primates act, right?" i said.
"hahaha.. Just beat them up, bro! I can help you"
I said "whow.. ow.. ow.. chilled out, nigga! I can handle it.. hehe.. thanks anyway"
(buat yang kurang paham kenapa gw dipanggil nigga, jawabannya simple.. karena emang gw NIGGA!
hahaha.. I'm too black to be called chinese.. I'm Cigga-Chinese Nigga!!)
so, all of us got into Carlos' car and started the trip.
While we sat in Carlos' car (at that time I think we're going to Chipotle, one of Mexican grill in Orlando),
we're listening to the music. and IT IS RAPP music.. Crap! i can't understand at all.
but, it doesn't matter for me.. (With Bulgarian accent)
Chipotle tu gak jauh..
cuma 20 menit dari trailer gw..
tapi dengan kecepatan 90 miles per hour..
huakakakakaka..
Waktu lagi asik2nya cuci mata (banyak pemandangan menarik ditepi jalan, boo..)
dan mereka lagi asik dengerin musik yang gw gak ngerti sama sekali,
tiba2 Carlos ngecilin musikny and mulai bertanya ke gw..
"Yo! bro.. do you like rapp music?"
i said, "yeah, but just the beat, cuz i ain't understand comletely the lyric.. why?"
"hmm.. I see.. have you guys ever listen to Wu Tang Clan in Indonesia"
"sure, we got a lot of.. what? Wu Tang clan?? oh, sorry I only heard about them but I never listen to their music..
you know, it's just because rapp music is not as popular as here in US.." I said.
"so, what rapp music do you listen to?"
"Eminem.. and maybe a few of Indonesian rapper" I said.
(HOLY SH*T!!) this is the begining of the end..
I gave them the wrong answer.. FAAAKKK!!!
T.sharpe asked "Yo, nigga! show us Indonesian Rapp.."
E.J said, "yeah, come on.. show us!"
gw cuma bisa bengong, cengo.. mulut buka tutup kaya' ikan Mas..
hahahah..
siaaaaaaaalll.. kenapa gw bilang gw pernah dengerin rappnya Indonesia!!
emang gw pernah dengerin sie.. Iwa K, Fade to Black, etc..
but WHY SHOULD THEY ASKED ME TO SING AN INDONESIAN RAPP SONG????
otak gw mulai berputar..
mencoba mengingat-ingat..
jujur, terakhir gw denger musik rapp itu pas gw SMP..
hahaha..
Akhirnya ketemu!!
"Api asmara yang dahulu pernah membara.."
hhahaha.. malah kopi dangdut..
Kampreeett!!
ketemu..
dan mungkin lo semua yang lahir di tahun 1987-1990an inget lagu ini
seekor kera terpuruk terpenjara dalam gua
di gunung tinggi sunyi tempat hukuman para dewa
bertindak sesuka hati loncat kesana kesini
hiraukan semua masalah dimuka bumi ini..
dengan sehelai bulu dan rambut dari tubuhnya
dia berubah menerpa menerjang segala apa yang ada
walau halangan rintangan smakin panjang membentang
tak jadi masalah dan tak kan jadi beban pikiran
Berkelana setiap hari demi mendapat kitab suci
dengan dukungan dari gurunya temukan jati diri
semua kan dihadapi dengan gagah berani
walau aral rintangan setiap saat datang tuk menguji
yo.. Kera sakti
(tak pernah berhenti bertindak sesuka hati)
Kera sakti..
(menjadi pengawal mencari kitab suci)
Kera sakti..
(liar, nakal, brutal, mebuat semua orang menjadi gempar)
Kera sakti
(hanya hukuman yang dapat menghentikannya)
walau halangan rintangan membentang
tak jadi masalah dan tak kan jadi beban pikiran
Yow.. uhuu.. Sun Go Kong is inda House, y'all
Sun Go Kong is inda House..
is inda House..
is inda House y'all..
HELL YEAH!!!!
THAT's RIGHT.. KERA SAKTI THEME SONG!!
muup..
tapi cuma itu yang gw hafal dan bisa gw ingat dalam waktu sepersekian detik.. T_T
anyway, gw pikir pasti kan mereka gak ngerti apa yang bakal gw nyanyiin.
Kan itu lagu pake bahasa Indonesia juga, so pasti mereka gak kan ngerti..
yawdah, gw memberanikan diri ajah buat nyanyi lagu itu..
sambil nahan ketawa, malu, dsb gw mulai nyanyi..
sebelumnya mereka gw minta buat beatnya..
gw masih inget beatnya
dan T.sharpe itu freestyler.. so dia bisa buat beatnya..
OKAY!
GW mulai nyanyi..
hehehehehe..
eike jadi malu, jeung..
selesai gw nyanyi..
"that's not bad.."
"yeah, that's not bad.. but did you say SUN GO KONG earlier?"
FAAAAKK!!!
I forgot that i sing the last part too..
HOLY SH*T!!!
na.. na.. na.. na..
gw hilang ingatan..
gw hilang ingatan..
haghaghaghag..
kebayang kan, situasinya?????
dengan muka super tolol yang gw punya..
cengiran lebar seperti biasanya..
hehehe..
T_T
>.<
"what's the song telling about, bro?"
"well, as you know.. It's about the Monkey King, Sun Go Kong,
who became a guardian to guard the monk,
Tong Sam Chong, in a journey to the West to find the holly bible.."
all of them said "WTF!!!"
"get outta here.. That's the ugliest FU*K that i have ever heard", Carlos said
"huakakakakakkaa.. But you guys said that's not bad, didn't you?" I laughed..
and all of them laughed too..
hahahaha..
"Okay, we give ypu one more chance, bro..
SING A GOOD RAPP SONG OR WE'LL KICK YOUR AS* OUT OF THE CAR!" Carlos said..
I know he was just kidding.. hehehe..
I said "okay, I'll sing another one.. It tells about secret admirer
who never gets the girl he wants just because he's too shy
and so afraid to hurt the girl's feeling if he tells the truth
that he really loves her so much.."
YEP! THAT's RIGHT, "PEMUJA RAHASIA" BY SHEILA on 7
Yang terjadi kali ini adalah gw lupa beatnya!!
hahaha..
yawdah, gw asal2an ajah..
gw minta beatnya "we Will Rock you"
hahahaha..
YOSH!
tanpa diduga, beatnya masuk..
tapiii..
cepet amaaaaat..
yawdah, gw mulai nyanyi..
SARAPP!!!!
ngos ngosan gw..
hahahahahaha..
cepet bener..
hahahaha..
tapi gak apa2, mereka suka..
YATTA!!
kami nerusin perjalanan, sampe di Chipotle, makan Steak Buritto yang gedenya minta ampun (panjangnya kurang lebih 25cm, gedenya 2 kali molen arab!), terus balik deh.. hehe..
WHAT a LIFE..
hehehe..
I think that's the best chilling time I ever had with my friends here.. hahaha..
That's all Folks!
(Looney tunes, WARNER BROS INC.)
HEEYY.. WHAT's Up DOC?!
P.S: since then, Don't forget to call me Mr. RApper, kay?!
hehehe..
Matthew the Kid's inDa house y'all
Hey.. Yo! Mr. Rapper
Hmm..
Sebenernya dah lama gw mau nulis ini, tapi gak sempet2..
Sibuk banget sie..
(Sibuk ngupil, sibuk garuk-garuk, sibuk nyari kutu, sama sibuk ngupas pisang)
Nguk.. Nguuk.. Nguukakakakakkk..
Okay!
time to be serious..
No, I can't forget this evening..
or your face when you were leaving
(Lho! Ko jadi Air suply sie??!!)
maksud gw..
No, I can't forget that day when I was hangin' around (digantung berputar2) with all of my friends.
mm.. actualy only I, Carlos, and some of his friends without any other student.
"hey, yo! Whazzup, Nigga?" T.sharpe said.. He's big, black, and tall! more than 6 feets tall..
"Yo, T.sharpe, I'm cool", I said..
"whatcha doing there?" T.sharpe asked.
"not really much, just listen to the beat." I answered.
"how about those guys, bro?"
"yeah, they're always wanna make me mad.. you know how primates act, right?" i said.
"hahaha.. Just beat them up, bro! I can help you"
I said "whow.. ow.. ow.. chilled out, nigga! I can handle it.. hehe.. thanks anyway"
(buat yang kurang paham kenapa gw dipanggil nigga, jawabannya simple.. karena emang gw NIGGA!
hahaha.. I'm too black to be called chinese.. I'm Cigga-Chinese Nigga!!)
so, all of us got into Carlos' car and started the trip.
While we sat in Carlos' car (at that time I think we're going to Chipotle, one of Mexican grill in Orlando),
we're listening to the music. and IT IS RAPP music.. Crap! i can't understand at all.
but, it doesn't matter for me.. (With Bulgarian accent)
Chipotle tu gak jauh..
cuma 20 menit dari trailer gw..
tapi dengan kecepatan 90 miles per hour..
huakakakakaka..
Waktu lagi asik2nya cuci mata (banyak pemandangan menarik ditepi jalan, boo..)
dan mereka lagi asik dengerin musik yang gw gak ngerti sama sekali,
tiba2 Carlos ngecilin musikny and mulai bertanya ke gw..
"Yo! bro.. do you like rapp music?"
i said, "yeah, but just the beat, cuz i ain't understand comletely the lyric.. why?"
"hmm.. I see.. have you guys ever listen to Wu Tang Clan in Indonesia"
"sure, we got a lot of.. what? Wu Tang clan?? oh, sorry I only heard about them but I never listen to their music..
you know, it's just because rapp music is not as popular as here in US.." I said.
"so, what rapp music do you listen to?"
"Eminem.. and maybe a few of Indonesian rapper" I said.
(HOLY SH*T!!) this is the begining of the end..
I gave them the wrong answer.. FAAAKKK!!!
T.sharpe asked "Yo, nigga! show us Indonesian Rapp.."
E.J said, "yeah, come on.. show us!"
gw cuma bisa bengong, cengo.. mulut buka tutup kaya' ikan Mas..
hahahah..
siaaaaaaaalll.. kenapa gw bilang gw pernah dengerin rappnya Indonesia!!
emang gw pernah dengerin sie.. Iwa K, Fade to Black, etc..
but WHY SHOULD THEY ASKED ME TO SING AN INDONESIAN RAPP SONG????
otak gw mulai berputar..
mencoba mengingat-ingat..
jujur, terakhir gw denger musik rapp itu pas gw SMP..
hahaha..
Akhirnya ketemu!!
"Api asmara yang dahulu pernah membara.."
hhahaha.. malah kopi dangdut..
Kampreeett!!
ketemu..
dan mungkin lo semua yang lahir di tahun 1987-1990an inget lagu ini
seekor kera terpuruk terpenjara dalam gua
di gunung tinggi sunyi tempat hukuman para dewa
bertindak sesuka hati loncat kesana kesini
hiraukan semua masalah dimuka bumi ini..
dengan sehelai bulu dan rambut dari tubuhnya
dia berubah menerpa menerjang segala apa yang ada
walau halangan rintangan smakin panjang membentang
tak jadi masalah dan tak kan jadi beban pikiran
Berkelana setiap hari demi mendapat kitab suci
dengan dukungan dari gurunya temukan jati diri
semua kan dihadapi dengan gagah berani
walau aral rintangan setiap saat datang tuk menguji
yo.. Kera sakti
(tak pernah berhenti bertindak sesuka hati)
Kera sakti..
(menjadi pengawal mencari kitab suci)
Kera sakti..
(liar, nakal, brutal, mebuat semua orang menjadi gempar)
Kera sakti
(hanya hukuman yang dapat menghentikannya)
walau halangan rintangan membentang
tak jadi masalah dan tak kan jadi beban pikiran
Yow.. uhuu.. Sun Go Kong is inda House, y'all
Sun Go Kong is inda House..
is inda House..
is inda House y'all..
HELL YEAH!!!!
THAT's RIGHT.. KERA SAKTI THEME SONG!!
muup..
tapi cuma itu yang gw hafal dan bisa gw ingat dalam waktu sepersekian detik.. T_T
anyway, gw pikir pasti kan mereka gak ngerti apa yang bakal gw nyanyiin.
Kan itu lagu pake bahasa Indonesia juga, so pasti mereka gak kan ngerti..
yawdah, gw memberanikan diri ajah buat nyanyi lagu itu..
sambil nahan ketawa, malu, dsb gw mulai nyanyi..
sebelumnya mereka gw minta buat beatnya..
gw masih inget beatnya
dan T.sharpe itu freestyler.. so dia bisa buat beatnya..
OKAY!
GW mulai nyanyi..
hehehehehe..
eike jadi malu, jeung..
selesai gw nyanyi..
"that's not bad.."
"yeah, that's not bad.. but did you say SUN GO KONG earlier?"
FAAAAKK!!!
I forgot that i sing the last part too..
HOLY SH*T!!!
na.. na.. na.. na..
gw hilang ingatan..
gw hilang ingatan..
haghaghaghag..
kebayang kan, situasinya?????
dengan muka super tolol yang gw punya..
cengiran lebar seperti biasanya..
hehehe..
T_T
>.<
"what's the song telling about, bro?"
"well, as you know.. It's about the Monkey King, Sun Go Kong,
who became a guardian to guard the monk,
Tong Sam Chong, in a journey to the West to find the holly bible.."
all of them said "WTF!!!"
"get outta here.. That's the ugliest FU*K that i have ever heard", Carlos said
"huakakakakakkaa.. But you guys said that's not bad, didn't you?" I laughed..
and all of them laughed too..
hahahaha..
"Okay, we give ypu one more chance, bro..
SING A GOOD RAPP SONG OR WE'LL KICK YOUR AS* OUT OF THE CAR!" Carlos said..
I know he was just kidding.. hehehe..
I said "okay, I'll sing another one.. It tells about secret admirer
who never gets the girl he wants just because he's too shy
and so afraid to hurt the girl's feeling if he tells the truth
that he really loves her so much.."
YEP! THAT's RIGHT, "PEMUJA RAHASIA" BY SHEILA on 7
Yang terjadi kali ini adalah gw lupa beatnya!!
hahaha..
yawdah, gw asal2an ajah..
gw minta beatnya "we Will Rock you"
hahahaha..
YOSH!
tanpa diduga, beatnya masuk..
tapiii..
cepet amaaaaat..
yawdah, gw mulai nyanyi..
SARAPP!!!!
ngos ngosan gw..
hahahahahaha..
cepet bener..
hahahaha..
tapi gak apa2, mereka suka..
YATTA!!
kami nerusin perjalanan, sampe di Chipotle, makan Steak Buritto yang gedenya minta ampun (panjangnya kurang lebih 25cm, gedenya 2 kali molen arab!), terus balik deh.. hehe..
WHAT a LIFE..
hehehe..
I think that's the best chilling time I ever had with my friends here.. hahaha..
That's all Folks!
(Looney tunes, WARNER BROS INC.)
HEEYY.. WHAT's Up DOC?!
P.S: since then, Don't forget to call me Mr. RApper, kay?!
hehehe..
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